Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking
shot after shot.
The Indian man said to the American,”You know my parents are forcing
me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I
haven’t even met once.We call this arranged marriage.I don’t want to marry
a woman whom I don’t love…I told them that openly and now have a hell lot
of family problems.”
The American said, “Talking about love marriages…I’ll tell you my
I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years.
“After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my
step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my
My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.
More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father’s
brother and so he my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a
son. Now my father’s son i.e. my brother is my grandson.
Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own
And you say you have family problems..Gimme a break !!”