Man tries to pay bill with spider drawing

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This is soo funny!

Regrets on Parting with My old Dressing Gown. .

I wish I could get my hands on the original essay .. but here is a summary taken from
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Diderot is also the author of a charming essay called Regrets on Parting with My Old Dressing Gown, in which he describes how the gift of a beautiful scarlet dressing gown plunges him into debt and turns [...]

Funny side up .. always

The last post was a little too serious …
I actually believe in keeping the funny side up, as often as possible. It is similar to the sunny side up egg – for instance like the egg, it is easier to break through the thin, protective layer, and once the initial step is taken the yummy [...]

Anwar Maqsood at his best

This is an excellent snippet from his drama Anghen Tehra. The occasion of the dialogues is Lehri giving a speech at a local election meeting:
ﺍﭖ ﻟﻮﮒ ﺷﺎﻳﺪ ﻣﺠﮭﮯ ﻧﮭﯽ ﺟﺎ ﻧﺘﮯ ﻟﻴﻜﻦ ﻣﻴﮟ ﺍﭖ ﺳﺐ ﻛﻮ 
 ﺟﺎﻧﺘﺎ ﮬﻮﮞ ﮬﺠﻮﻡ ﺳﮯﺑﮯ ﻭﻗﻮﻑ ﺷﺎﻳﺪ ﮬﯽ ﻛﻮ ﯼ ﺯﻳﺎﺩﻩﭼﻴﺰ
ﺩﻧﻴﺎ ﻣﻴﮟ ﮬﻮ ﮬﺠﻮﻡﻣﻴﮟ ﺋﻘﻞ ﺑﻠﲁ ﻧﮭﻴﮟ ﮬﻮﺗﯽ ﻳﻴﮫ [...]

Arranged Marriages

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking
shot after shot.
The Indian man said to the American,”You know my parents are forcing
me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I
haven’t even met once.We call this arranged marriage.I don’t want to marry
a woman whom I don’t [...]

Funny Pictures

Extremely funny

This was written by a very dear friend a few years ago:
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1) PORTABLE LOTAH How many times have you been sitting on the throne, in some obscure filthy toilet, Well, [...]